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    NaSkeWriMo: 9/19

    MOM
    By Allie Keller
    Version 1 (9/19/14)

    (Lights up. Person is standing on stage. Second person walks on.)

    PERSON 1
    Excuse me, but do I know you from somewhere?

    PERSON 2
    I get that a lot. I Just have one of those faces.

    (Person 2 walks off stage.)

    PERSON 1
    …Because I think you might be my Mom…

    (Blackout.)

    — 1 day ago
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    slaughterhouse90210:

“If you show someone something you’ve written, you give them a sharpened stake, lie down in your coffin, and say, ‘When you’re ready’.”― David Mitchell, Black Swan Green

    slaughterhouse90210:

    “If you show someone something you’ve written, you give them a sharpened stake, lie down in your coffin, and say, ‘When you’re ready’.”
    ― David Mitchell,
    Black Swan Green

    — 3 days ago with 339 notes
    NaSkeWriMo: 9/15

    Again, the weekend kicked my butt. Even when I had a minute to stop running around and completing life tasks, when I thought about writing a sketch for the day my brain got annoyed and preferred watching episodes of The West Wing. So! I present to you my Monday morning sketch to mark the halfway point of this month’s challenge… probably inspired by too many West Wing episodes this weekend.

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    — 5 days ago
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    Comedy ladies + quotes.

    (Source: 30rockasaurus, via feypoehlerlover)

    — 5 days ago with 5028 notes
    NaSkeWriMo: 9/10

    This one is silly and I kinda love it…

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    — 1 week ago
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